apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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