whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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