Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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