we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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