Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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