how do flat chested girls get laid?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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