It's Friday. Sex?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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