so explain again why im purple
no
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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