Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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