your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Randomize
