:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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