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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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