Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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