She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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