Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This is classic penis vs brain.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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