all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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