We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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