my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
