he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Randomize
