Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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