I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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