you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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