I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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