I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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