just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So squirting runs in the family.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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