My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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