Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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