is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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