either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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