Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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