tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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