How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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