As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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