Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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