youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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