We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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