Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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