He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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