what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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