Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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