What did we do last night that was yellow?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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