Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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