i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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