found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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