I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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