I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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