I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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