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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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