no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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