a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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